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Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
Current Residence: Seffner, Florida
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small
Print preference: Really Big..
Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock/Metal/ Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: Me...Duh...
Operating System: That guy that sits in the white room in my head typing furiously at his computer
MP3 player of choice: HP Laptop
Shell of choice: Turtle
Wallpaper of choice: The one with the cowboys on it...
Skin of choice: Caucasian
Favourite cartoon character: Bender
Personal Quote: Screw brains....I gottsa computer!
First. The rant.
I just got Instagram today, but I will only be using it to throw some great filtered photos on my Facebook. Anything that goes on dA went through extensive review via Photoshop, and some don't even make the cut through that. I despise people that consider themselves a "professional photographer" because their mommy and daddy bought them an iPhone and they discovered this new app Instagram. I started out the true old school way. I used a 35mm and developed my photos at Wal-Mart, hoping that some of them would be good enough for me to put in my scanner and upload to dA. That was way back in '04 though, and with this new age of "electronic comfort", all that priceless old timey photography is slipping away from the real people that can get addicted to something like that. The youth age. As much as I love it, I secretly hate it all as well.

Well, strangely enough, my life spiraled downward since I last wrote. It's best to just come clean with you. I got kicked out of the Navy. There, I said it. i am now just another lousy civilian. My trouble basically began back in 2011. I was drinking alot. I mean alot alot. Superior recommended me for Alcohol rehab, I agreed. We had to go on deployment, couldn't do the rehab until March of 2012, then I overslept with two days left before I graduated from the Substance Abuse Rehab Program. And when I say overslept, I don't mean I went out, and got smashed and came home with two hours before class. I literally went to bed at 10 p.m. like a responsible adult and just didn't wake up when my alarm went off at 7 a.m. I told them I think I have a sleeping problem of some sort, but they just told me I'm lazy. Whatever. They processed me out immediately due to "Alcohol Rehabilitation Failure" [not because I wanted to fail assholes] and promptly shipped me and all my shit back to my mothers house. Which is where I still reside. A month and a half later. With no job and zero progress. Maybe I am a bit lazy. Oh well.

On a lighter note. In the past few days, I have received a new pet. He is a 9 week old Maine Coon Cat [mostly] and his name is Pterodactyl. I'm really just taking care of him until Gabby [AlterniaStuck] arrives here [yes she's moving here eventually] and then he's hers, but unfortunately, I've had him for three or four days, and I'm kinda sorta already becoming pretty attached to this little furball. Sure he's got super claws, and he meows constantly if I leave him in the room by himself for more than two seconds. But he's so freakin' adorable! Ya just can't say no to this super cute purr-machine. Believe me. But... the agreement is. When Gabby gets here. I have to trade Pterodactyl for the puppy she got me. She's dachshund and something-or-other else. Best part is though, her name is Digit McSquirrel. How perfect is that!!? I know. It just is.

So that concludes my crazy out-of-date update for you-people-that-actually-pay-attention-to-me-even-though-I-haven't-been-uploading-anything-interesting. I kid. But seriously. I need to start dishing out some art. Better get on that. Or sleep. I like sleep too.

Be sure to have a look at my new chatroom. Share your art or just sit back and chat.…

Stamps I made
WWIAFTM Stamp by hosmer23Greener Earth Stamp by hosmer23Youre So Ugly Stamp by hosmer23Thats What She Said Stamp by hosmer23
Seizure Time Stamp by hosmer23Inbox Stamp by hosmer23Fender Stamp by hosmer23Comment Stamp by hosmer23
Penguin Stamp by hosmer23Magical Leoploridon Stamp by hosmer23Husky Penguin Stamp by hosmer23

Stamps by "others"
procrastinators UNITE by Calypso-AshThe Pet Deathbat by alexskylineAvenged Sevenfold Stamp by VengeanceIsForEverA7X Stamp by jimmah93
Flyleaf by winter-ame:thumb66636705:Lacey Mosley Stamp by acww-freak08deviantart addicted stamp by belgiangirl
SoaD stamp by iZgo:I Love My Music ::Stamp:: by himiko-hedgehogHA I'm Copyright Protected by de-MoteFave and Run Stamp by StampsbyJen
I love night stamp by coolmaggifirefox by urbanAR7Computer Stamp by ShadowDragon22stamp by squisheh17
The Early Stamp by BusirisFav too much - Stamp by Tadadada:thumb82194408:dA is... by dark-dragon-wings
I Name My Computer Devices by Phoenix13x5The NEW Glomp Stamp by BusirisGummi Bear Stamp by pillze69I flip my pillow -stamp- by Sassen
never finish - Stamp [UPDATED] by IIParadigmIIVegetarian Stamp by bandit4eduMetallica Stamp by drDIGITALhamodi I really really want someone to buy my prints. Not sure why. I don't make a huge profit but its nice to know that someone likes my art enough to spend money on it. So if you like my stuff in my shop could buy......or at least add something to your wishlist?....Please?
Please please please please check out my SHOP

:spotlight-left: Thumbsshare!:spotlight-right:

:spotlight-left: Check out my home-dogs' accounts:spotlight-right:

My Big Sis  My Other Big Sis


:spotlight-left: Quadropod! :spotlight-right:
Bench      Warden       Turbo

Don't forget the newbies!


:spotlight-left:My Clubs:spotlight-right:

:spotlight-left: People that stalk me cuz they can't help themselves! :spotlight-right:



  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: A Little Piece of Heaven -- Avenged Sevenfold
  • Playing: Angry Birds
  • Eating: Raw Hot Dogs
  • Drinking: Michelob

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birthdays Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's November 17th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
Happy birthday! :D
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birthdays Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's November 17th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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NekoScarlet Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!Neko-Emoji-01 
Cmac13 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012   General Artist
:sing: Happy :sing: Happy birthday baby :music:

:iconyourocksonicplz: Hope it's your BEST birthday :party: yet :iconheartballoonplz:

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hosmer23 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:dance::boogie: Thank you so much. So nice of you! :boogie::dance:
xXSpeedyCheetahXx Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday!!!!
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